Hell week, then I'm out

The holiday season is here. which means large Christmas parties. I've got about 12 of them booked in the next few days. That means I'll be spending the next 48 hours getting raked over the coals. After that I'm off to Vegas for a couple days to get loaded and shoot dice. Posts will be slow in coming for about a week.
For the special tonight I'm doing veal osso bucco with saffron risotto and grilled zucchini. Osso bucco is the single greatest food item on planet fucking earth. If you've never had it, imagine doing a big shot of china white then lying on a marshmallow made of silk while god gently licks your asshole. That would be almost as good as osso bucco. If any customers try to fuck with it I'll have a fucking aneurysm. No you can't have the sauce on the side fuck-stick! It's braised in the sauce for about 5 fucking hours! I'm sure I'll have some gems for you when I get back. Ciao baby.