We close in five minutes ASSHOLE!

Anyone who would even consider walking into a restaurant anytime within a half hour of it's closing is an inconsiderate prick. God I hate you people. Usually I have the kitchen all cleaned up and am ready to walk out the door after a long, hard day and night of work when some arrogant yuppie cocksucker rolls in and expects the whole crew to work late for them. Fuck you! You have no idea how much it sucks to think you're off work in five minutes and then WHAM! you're on for another hour! Let me ask you people something. Are you employed? Do you like to work late? Do you like to work late due someone else's actions and not yours? Me either! When you walk into a restaurant to eat just before their closing time YOU ARE DOING THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!
Now I know there are some of you who will say "quit whining, you're only doing your job!" to whom I say:
Fuck off you sociopathic asshole! If you have so little empathy for your fellow man you should be locked up, examined by psychiatrists and treated for your dangerous antisocial tendencies. Preferably by an extensive bout of anally induced electroshock therapy.
Let me explain it in a way even you pin-headed yuppies can understand. If you check into a hotel room and proceed to shit all over the floor, the housekeeping staff is going to be mighty pissed off when they have to clean it up, right? Why? they're just doing their jobs aren't they? They shouldn't be mad about it! WRONG! Just because it's their job to clean up your shit doesn't mean you are any less of an uncaring prick for doing that to them! Do you understand?!?! It's the same thing!
Oh well, if you come in that late your dinner's going in the microwave anyway. Suckers.

Until next time remember, The chef hates you.