Songs You need to unfuck yourself and hear pt.1

I copy and pasted some of that 'embed' shit. I have no idea if it will work. More to come bitches.

Fuck PETA

Since I took a dip into political waters on my last post I thought I'd continue with some more. First of all, all you cunts who wrote me that couldn't believe a bad ass like me could support gay rights need to get over yourselves and learn to suck some cock right now. Seriously BLOW ME! Who fucking cares what people you don't even know do with their lives, get over it. On to my next point:
FUCK PETA!
That's right, fuck those fluff hugging twats! Those sick, scrawny, pale worthless douche bags can lick me where I shit! I've got some animal products for you, coming out of my ass! Fuck vegetarians, fuck vegans and fuck you! Any chef will tell you that vegetarians are the biggest nuisances on the planet except for those so-called vegetarian chefs who aren't really chefs because someone who makes salads for a living barely qualifies as a cook let alone a chef . Vegetarians force you to ruin your creations so they can eat some boring ass bland shit then bitch about it. I read a quote recently that goes: "If we had to kill it ourselves there would be a lot more vegetarians" or something like that. Bullshit! Let's apply some simple fucking logic to that stupid saying. I love beef and even if I had to kill the cow myself there would be no fucking way in hell I could eat the whole damn thing before it went bad so therefore I would have to let others eat some that didn't do any killing so fuck you! Who gives a shit what a cow thinks anyway? Beef is so damn good. I bet if these fuckers found out that orgasms killed off some useless type of microscopic amoeba they would swear them off too. Fuck that shit, what a lame pointless life. And fuck PETA for their terrorist bullshit. They intimidate restaurateurs who sell foie gras and have even gone so far as to vandalize these establishments and threaten the staff. You PETA fuckheads are no different than psycho evangelical Christians or Muslim fundamentalists. You can't grasp why the world doesn't embrace your fucking nonsense so you freak the fuck out and cause real harm to innocent people. FUCK YOU! Now, let me be clear about something. I don't give two shits about what you eat. You can eat beauty bark and dog shit sandwiches 'till the end of time for all I care. Just keep that shit to yourself. Get off your fucking high horse because your diet doesn't make you superior to anyone or anything no matter how much you want it to.

The Chef Hates You

Prop 71

Get a fucking life you fucking lame ass douche bags! Allow me to inform you of a fact that is hundreds of thousands years old: people are gay! Holy shit I know that's a lot to take in but it's a fact. Brutal I know. I just figured it out last week myself and I was horrified to learn that homosexuality is as old DNA itself. What does that mean? It means that it's always been here and always will be and if homosexuality hasn't destroyed all you hold dear yet then there is little chance that it ever will so get over your bullshit and allow your fucking neighbors to live in equality and peace along with your useless ass. And for the record, even though I'm in full support of gay rights (and the rights of all my fellow Americans) I plan to continue the use of the words 'gay' and 'fag' in my fucked up rotation of daily vernacular. You homos have my vote but don't think for a second that I'm going to alter or censor my fucked up sense of humor on account of your asses. And for another record, yes I find it offensive that basic human rights are still held to a popular vote. If they put it to a vote do you think interracial couples would be allowed to marry in Mississippi? I doubt it. Those fuckers still get to fly the confederate flag despite the fact that blacks can own property so I doubt that allowing gay couples equal rights will somehow infringe upon you and your family. And speaking of your family, your children are ugly and they smell like piss! They're fat too. Seriously, I hate your stupid fucking ugly urine soaked children. Why don't you do the world a favor and put them up for adoption so a nice gay couple can teach them the basics like soap use and the finer points of toothbrush technology. You suck. Think about it.