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The Chef Hates You

I am the chef of a bistro located somewhere in the greater Seattle metro area. I and my restaurant will remain nameless to prevent any lost business. Please remember, every time you go out to eat, the chef hates you.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Later Bitches

I'm going fishing in Mexico for a couple weeks. No posts for you!

at 4:15 AM

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  - Cooks Rule
- ► October (3)
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  - Fuck Servers (and you)
- ► June (3)
- ► May (3)
- ▼ April (2)
  - Later Bitches
  - Teabagging Goes Mainstream!
- ► March (6)
- ► February (7)
- ► January (7)

► 2008 (8)
- ► December (8)

Use Of the Word 'CUNT'

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Please be aware that by e-mailing me you are consenting to having your comments and e-mail address made public. Conditions include, but are not limited to, me changing the text of your e-mail to better suit my arguments or make you look stupid. Chefs, cooks, prep-cooks, and dishwashers are exempt from this. You folks will be treated with utmost respect and privacy.

About Me

TheChef: If you think I'm just some deranged asshole, you are wrong. Well, sort of. ALL chefs and cooks are just like me. No matter where you eat or what you spend, the things you read here are going through the minds of the people cooking your food. WITHOUT EXCEPTION!

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