Since I took a dip into political waters on my last post I thought I'd continue with some more. First of all, all you cunts who wrote me that couldn't believe a bad ass like me could support gay rights need to get over yourselves and learn to suck some cock right now. Seriously BLOW ME! Who fucking cares what people you don't even know do with their lives, get over it. On to my next point:
FUCK PETA!
That's right, fuck those fluff hugging twats! Those sick, scrawny, pale worthless douche bags can lick me where I shit! I've got some animal products for you, coming out of my ass! Fuck vegetarians, fuck vegans and fuck you! Any chef will tell you that vegetarians are the biggest nuisances on the planet except for those so-called vegetarian chefs who aren't really chefs because someone who makes salads for a living barely qualifies as a cook let alone a chef . Vegetarians force you to ruin your creations so they can eat some boring ass bland shit then bitch about it. I read a quote recently that goes: "If we had to kill it ourselves there would be a lot more vegetarians" or something like that. Bullshit! Let's apply some simple fucking logic to that stupid saying. I love beef and even if I had to kill the cow myself there would be no fucking way in hell I could eat the whole damn thing before it went bad so therefore I would have to let others eat some that didn't do any killing so fuck you! Who gives a shit what a cow thinks anyway? Beef is so damn good. I bet if these fuckers found out that orgasms killed off some useless type of microscopic amoeba they would swear them off too. Fuck that shit, what a lame pointless life. And fuck PETA for their terrorist bullshit. They intimidate restaurateurs who sell foie gras and have even gone so far as to vandalize these establishments and threaten the staff. You PETA fuckheads are no different than psycho evangelical Christians or Muslim fundamentalists. You can't grasp why the world doesn't embrace your fucking nonsense so you freak the fuck out and cause real harm to innocent people. FUCK YOU! Now, let me be clear about something. I don't give two shits about what you eat. You can eat beauty bark and dog shit sandwiches 'till the end of time for all I care. Just keep that shit to yourself. Get off your fucking high horse because your diet doesn't make you superior to anyone or anything no matter how much you want it to.
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