Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The New 'Waiting' Sucks

The highly anticipated sequel to the smash hit "Waiting" is a steaming pile of shit. What a fucking let down. The original is pure genius but "Still Waiting..." blows dog. It seems like they just threw it together one afternoon. Not funny and no insights into restaurant life. It's just a lame, direct to dvd comedy that happens to take place in a restaurant. The cooks in the movie are douchebag pussies and the servers are hollow jerkoffs who recite their "clever" lines like they just want to hurry up, get off set, and head the fuck home. The original did so well they rushed some piece of shit to market to capitalize on it. What a rip off. I'm glad I only rented it. I will admit the Adam Carolla cameo was pretty funny but it wasn't worth the price of the rental. I'm so pissed off I'm mad at the first movie now. They both take place in a stupid "family" restaurant that I wouldn't work in for a million dollars. I can't watch it without getting irritated now. Thanks you greedy assholes.
The chef hates you.