You'll never guess what! The other day I was sitting around as usual, boiling with hatred for all the yuppies that can afford to eat in my restaurant, and dreaming of strangling that guy that sat there for a split second to long when the light turned green when lo and behold! My girlfriend won a trip for two to the Daytona 500!! I'm not even fucking joking! Nation wide fucking sweepstakes and my woman won it!! Karma's a bitch isn't it? I spend my free time cursing my fellow man on the internet and the universe saw it's way fit to kick me down a free trip to Daytona Beach fucking Florida! Fuck yea! Being me rules sometimes. Fuck the recession! I'm going to the fucking beach! Flight, hotel, and tickets to the fucking Great American Race! Oh! And EIGHT free beer tickets!! I've got a hard on the size of Texas right now! I'm an old pro but even I can catch a healthy buzz off eight beers! The next time one of you heartless yuppie bastards goes out to eat and decides that your tab includes the right to be an absolute prick to the staff remember, not only will your bullshit be immortalized in print for all the world to see, but you are scoring karmic points for people like me who unrepentantly hate your guts! I love it! Thanks to you I get to be a dick and win free shit!
Don't worry, yuppies. Just because I'm going to Daytona Beach for free doesn't mean I don't hate you!
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I am the chef of a bistro located somewhere in the greater Seattle metro area. I and my restaurant will remain nameless to prevent any lost business. Please remember, every time you go out to eat, the chef hates you.
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